Everybody,
this is my master. Please introduce yourself
I'm Jin Lun, Mongolia Reverend.
I'm Ni Mo Xing, coming from lndia.
I'm Persian merchant Yin Ke Xi.
Yang Gor, nice to meet you!
I'm called Ma Guang Zuo.
We all have mentioned our names and...
you're the host here...
you should let us know your name.
Don't talk to our Master that way!
Yi Weng,
Honorable guests came a long way...
it's forgivable for overlooking rites here.
Please all be seated.
You honorable guests visit our Valley, hope...
pardon my failing to greet you gracefully.
My surname is Gong Sun, first name Zhi.
Don't stand on ceremony, Master Gong Sun!
We heard that today's a big day for Master...
so we've prepared good gifts for you...
and please don't reject our gifts.
Thank you very much!
This Valley is always unvisited...
and now we have six noble guests,
how happy I feel now!
It's still much time to go for the wedding.
Everybody please take some tea.
When the wedding hour comes, we celebrate.
Master Gong Sun,
I heard that you have...
Iocked up Zhou Bo Tong,
I need to ask him some important matters.
Could you let me see him?
He stole and broke my treasures and tools.
I'll expel him out of the Valley...
after punishing him.
If you look for him,
you can do so...
after this wedding banquet.
Master Gong Sun,
It's not much fun here!
No wine, no meat!
Even tea is so tasteless.
I ask you...
any wine and meat for the banquet?
We settled here since Tang Yuan Song in rule
we disciples have been on vegetables.
We dare not break that rule. I'm sorry.
We moved here since the era of Tian Bao.
It's really a long history.
Dare not claim that grace!
Your ancestors meet imperial concubine Yang?
Our clan moved here in the years of Tian Bao
and served as officials in the Palace.
As official Yang Guo Zhong disorder politics
they resigned with rage, and sought recluse.
Then your ancestors must have drunk...
water washing imperial concubine Yang's feet
Xiao Xiang Zhi,
our Master treats you guests...
with respect.
But you dare talk nonsense.
I dare bet with you...
your ancestors must have drunk the water...
washing imperial concubine Yang's feet.
Dare bet on that?
How do you know that, Brother Xiao Xiang?
Didn't you also drink that then?
His ancestors surely must have drunk...
water washing imperial concubine Yang's feet
Otherwise why do they still live on...
vegetables, no meat, until now.
That's right. That must be the reason.
Your views really sound, brother Xiao!
Mr Xiao Xiang,
why you laugh at other's diet habits?
Mr Xiao Xiang,
our Master hasn't offended you, but...
you're deliberately making challenges...
then let's have a fight, see who wins.
Good!
Long Whiskers Oldie, what sort of weapons...
you're holding? Let me see.
You also wanna to compete weapons?
Good, take them here!
I use this...
Do you know the name of this weapon?
How can this kind of heresy weapon...
have a noble name?
That's right. It's name really vulgar.
It's called the Dog hair's cutter.
I've known about that long ago.
Today we have a long-whiskered monster here...
that's why we've brought this cutter...
to cut your long hair.
I also think my whiskers' too long.
Want to be a volunteer shaver?
If yes, it can't be better than that!
Your gesture's nice!
Come here...!
Why don't you show your skills?
How do you know if you don't hit me?
Long Whiskers becomes Short Whiskers now!
Short Whiskers!
It's fun...!
It's fun!
Come on...
Yi Weng...
You're no match for him. Give it up!
Yes.
No..., go on fighting!
Your whiskers are really great!
Come on! Once again!
Old thief! I'll fight hard with you!
Old Naughty Boy, return me the cutter!
Ok...! I'll stop...!
You've recognized it. No fun!
Return this cutter to you.
I haven't offended you.
Why did you steal my things?
It's reciprocal. You don't suffer a loss too.
What's reciprocity?
You deserve your name Old Naughty Boy.
Stealing habit, don't leak that secret.
Go!
Zhou Bo Tong! Don't wish to leave here!
I can leave as I wish!
Zhou Bo Tong!
You've repeatedly made troubles here.
I won't spare you this time.
Yi Weng, Mr Xiao Xiang, please move backward
Lu E, fishing net formation.
Yes.
Set formation.
Ok.... No need to form your broken net.
I've already got the ideas...
to break your net.
Old Naughty Boy...
you can break one net, but...
can you break five?
Do you act reasonably?
You need to be reasonable.
That's fine.
If you want to leave the Valley,
just return me the four pieces of treasures.
Then I won't pursue anymore and let you go.
Why should I steal your damn things?
Withdraw.
Old Naughty Boy.
Don't go if not returning the treasures.
You don't have any evidence.
Which eye did you see I steal your things?
I guess you won't give back the things...
if I don't experience your skills.
You damn oldie, shame on you...
What evidence you have for saying I stole?
Where're the treasures now?
I...I'll strip naked for you to see clearly.
Zhou Bo Tong!
My Master did not order you to strip off.
Look!
Why're you putting off your clothes?
Also strip off your trousers!
Don't strip anymore!
You just look, any treasures here?
Come on! Come on! Look!
Nothing, right?
Look! Look!
See.
Look! Look!
Look! Look! Look! Anything?
The things you stole from my study room,
sword room, plant room and drug room.
You're very old, but still...
talk nonsense.
Don't you afraid of being laughed at?
I should ask you that question, instead.
But it's asked by you now.
You quickly put on your clothes.
We have so many female disciples here.
What propriety is it?
I'm like that...
so what?
Since I was born from mother's womb,
I've been simply naked by nature.
How come it's not propriety?
I'm not like you.
You're already that old, but still...
going to marry a young woman.
Don't you feel ashamed?
Really shameful!
You...
Old Naughty Boy, let me ask you...
If you naked you'll catch a cold.
You haven't told me where to get the bell?
Hey!
Run after him!
Tell me how you got that bell! Quick!
Quick! Quick!
Master, do we need to get them back?
Old Naughty Boy!
Gu Gu!
Gu Gu! It's really you.
I've been looking hard for you!
Gu Gu!
Gu Gu! Why did you run away suddenly?
Did I make you angry?
It's lucky Old Naughty Boy stole the bell...
so that I could come here.
Gu Gu!
Gu Gu! Gu Gu!
I miss you so much, Gu Gu!
What's wrong? You don't recognize me?
Gu Gu! Turn your head to see me!
Gu Gu! I'm Gor, Gu Gu!
Sir, you've mistaken me for another.
I haven't mistaken you for some one!
She does not know you!
I certainly haven't made mistakes.
Gu Gu! Gu Gu!
Sir, I ask you...
Gu Gu! Don't go away, Gu Gu!
What's the surname of your Gu Gu?
Dragon!
That's right.
That lady's surname is Liu, not Dragon.
She's the woman I'm going to marry...
definitely not your Gu Gu!
She's going to marry you?
Impossible! Impossible!
Her surname's not Liu, but Dragon.
She's my Gu Gu!
Reverend, you can be the witness.
You know my Gu Gu!
That...
I haven't seen clearly that lady's face,
So I dare not conclude.
How come you did not see clearly?
She's really my Gu Gu!
You fought with her and should recognize her
I really did not see clearly earlier.
Reverend is really impartial.
Mr. Yang, you still don't believe me?
Mr. Yang, you really mistook her for someone.
She's really my future stepmother, Ms. Liu...
but not with surname Dragon.
Invite her out here and let me see her again
How could you say such things?
She's my Master's fianc . e.
You such a young man...
want to see and see...
what's decorum of that?
People in this Valley are really mean!
You don't serve others with wine and meat.
As this lady has not yet married,
so she's now not anyone's wife.
Why can't Brother Yang take a look at her?
Damn you!
That's alright, Brother Yang. Let's go!
The wedding is near at hand,
I wanted you all stay and celebrate.
But now you think me not serving you well,
it's not good begging you to stay.
I'll send servants to see all of you off.
Mr Gong Sun...
we won't stay even if you invite us so.
Your wedding wine should also be only water...
it's tasteless!
Isn't it, brothers?
So let's go!
All of you go first!
Let's go, Reverend!
I'd like to stay to attend the banquet.
My Gu Gu...
Iooks very much like that lady.
I made the mistake without seeing carefully.
Hope you won't mind!
That's common mistake. Why mind it?
But...there's still another person...
in this world looks so much like Ms. Liu.
That's really so coincidental.
Yes.
How did Master get to...
know Ms. Liu?
A happily married couple is made by destiny!
Everybody, please move to...
the Daffodil Dinning Room for the banquet.
Ms. Liu, the wedding ceremony is near.
Master requests you to put on wedding dress.
Yes.
Gu Gu!
Why don't you look at me?
I'm Gor..., Gu Gu!
Gu Gu!
Look at me, please!
Gu Gu!
Forget it, Brother Yang!
You'd better be seated for the banquet.
Brother Yang,
Where're you going?
Reverend, where's Brother Yang going?
He must go to find that Ms. Liu.
Reverend,
you brought Yang to Sir the Fourth.
If he's made any troubles that affect us,
how do you face Sir the Fourth?
Brother Xiao Xiang, you can't say that!
All of us came to this Valley together...
and should go out of here together, too.
If Brother Yang makes any mistakes,
all of us would lose face.
Am I right, Reverend?
Why so worry? Just wait and see!
Guest please stay here, where're you going?
I... want to go to toilet.
Toilet is in this way.
That way?
This way, please.
Yes.
It's you!
What're you doing, Mr. Yang?
I'm looking for a person.
Is it Ms. Liu?
Come, follow me. This way.
Mr. Yang, there're many booby traps here.
It's dangerous for you to walk alone.
I don't care. I want to see my Gu Gu!
How do you know Ms. Liu is your Gu Gu?
Why didn't she acknowledge you then?
I don't know either.
She like my godfather with mental problems,
so she doesn't even know who she is?
No....
I can tell from her eyes that...
she knows me but refused to recognize me.
Mr. Yang,
I feel your passion towards your Gu Gu...
is like that for a lover.
You're right!
Gu Gu is the one I loved most.
How...how can you love your Gu Gu?
Isn't it a kind of incest?
You're wrong.
She's not really my auntie, but Master.
I've lived with her since I was young.
She taught me kung fu.
In this world...
only she treats me truly.
If you want,
I can tell you the story...
about me and Gu Gu!
Since coming out from the Lu's Villa,
I've be so determined that...
I'll marry Gu Gu even if...
it's objected by tens of thousand people.
I'll still be with her.
So you and your Gu Gu have...
experienced so much hardship.
Dad taught me propriety since I was young.
So I really don't know...
if it's correct for you to love your Gu Gu!
But I appreciate you so much that...
for your Gu Gu...
you don't care about anything.
If she knows that you loves her so dearly,
she'll be happy the whole life.
But...
Iater...
Gu Gu left me without a sign.
She also didn't tell me the reasons.
I still don't know why until now.
I felt very happy today when I met her.
But she still ignored me.
I don't know what I've done wrong...
to have made her angry.
Perhaps Ms. Liu's really not your Gu Gu.
You've simply mistaken her for your Gu Gu.
Impossible!
I've been with her so long.
Her every action,
every twinkle and smile,
I've been so acquainted with since young.
Even she hasn't come near me,
I could tell she's arrived by
the smell of her body.
I haven't mistaken anyone for her absolutely
Right.
I know why her surname is Liu, means willow...
cos mine is Yang, means aspen.
I beg you, Miss.
You must lead me to see her. I beg you!
It'll be troublesome if my dad knows that.
Ok, I don't want you to get into troubles.
I can search myself!
There're hundreds of houses in this Villa.
You can't finish finding even it gets dark.
Besides the wedding starts very soon.
I must try.
So see you, Miss.
Brother Yang...
Wait!
I'll help you to lead Ms. Liu out.
You just wait.
Excellent!
Thank you, Miss Gong Sun.
I am willingly to do this,
so you don't need to thank me.
Has Ms. Liu dressed up for wedding?
No idea. She doesn't let us in.
All of you help out the work in dinning room.
I'll help Ms. Liu changing clothes. Quick!
Yes.
No need for help here. You'd better leave.
Ms. Liu!
You look a bit upset!
I'm always like that,
neither happy nor sad.
It's still have time to go for the wedding.
If you don't want to change clothes,
how about I lead you out for a walk?
Ah, flowers in the garden are now blooming.
The fragrance is so enjoyable.
What about I lead you the way to see?
That's good.
Does it smell good?
Marry me. You'll not be perplexed by love!
Marry me. You'll shed off all troubles!
And you'll be free from other passions.
Even if you meet that person later,
you'll feel calm.
Marry me!
Gu Gu, why don't you look at me?
I'm Gor!
Gu Gu!
I promise I only love you forever.
I'm Gor! Gu Gu!
Marry me...
Gu Gu...
and you'll be free from other passions.
Look at me, Gu Gu!
Marry me...
Gu Gu!
Marry me...
Gu Gu!
Gu Gu! Haven't you forgotten that all?
Gu Gu!
Why don't you recognize me?
I'm not your Gu Gu! You mistook me.
Why don't you recognize me?
Didn't you forget...
you taught me "Net in the sky" in the tomb?
Didn't you forget we practiced...
the Virgin Mantra amongst flowers?
Didn't you forget in the Lu's Villa, we...
No...
I can't remember...
I can't remember anything.
I haven't seen you before. I don't know you.
Gu Gu! Why're you so heartless now?
Just one glance on me!
One glance on me, Gu Gu!
I'm Gor! I'm Gor!
I'm Gor!
Gu Gu!
Gu Gu! Gu Gu!
Gu Gu!
This valley is called Heartless Valley...
so that people here are surely heartless.
Why should you stay here so long?
Better get out of here to enjoy the world.
Troubles now!
Gu Gu!
Lu E, you come out!
I came here to help Ms. Liu change clothes.
Yang, I invite you here for a good will...
but you don't behave yourself,
and also annoy my fiance!
I treat you guest from outside, so l...
spare your life, just get out of the Valley.
You're never be allowed to come here.
Gu Gu, I won't go!
Quick, go!
You just go...you...
Gu Gu, I won't go, Gu Gu!
Are you ok, Lady Liu?
I've promised to be with you for life!
Luck hour for wedding's near, Lady Liu!
Hurry to change clothes for wedding!
Gu Gu!
I've promised you're the only one I love!
I've promised to be with you for life!
Gu Gu!
Haven't you forgotten, Gu Gu?
Go! Go!
Gu Gu!
If I've done something wrong,
you can scold me and beat me.
Even if you kill me with a sword,
I'll accept it.
But...
you can't refuse to recognize me!
Gu Gu!
Master orders you to get out of here!
Go quickly!
Leave me alone!
Go! Go!
Leave me alone!
Go!
Leave me alone! Gu Gu!
Lady Liu!
Gu Gu!
Yi Weng,
send him away!
Gu Gu!
Leave me alone!
Gu Gu! You go with me!
Gu Gu!
Haven't you ever thought about...
if you two really become husband and wife,
I'll be looked down upon by others.
I'll be despised by people!
I don't know you...
and I of course won't go with you.
What're you saying?
I don't understand.
You just go!
Brother Yang.
Leave me alone!
Yang! You'd better go if you're smart.
Master doesn't like rude guests, like you.
Gu Gu, if you've really forgotten Gor,
then just kill me now...
so that I'll be buried in this Valley...
to be with you for your whole life.
Then you can marry this Master. Is it fine?
You still dare talk indecently!
Be careful!
Go away!
I'm talking with my Gu Gu!
What does it do with you, Long Whiskers!
Master orders you to leave, never back again
Don't blame my ruthlessness if you don't go!
Then I must refuse to go!
I'll stay here for life if Gu Gu doesn't go.
Even if I'm dead, and my body turns ashes,
I'll still be with her.
Mr. Yang...
why should you give your own life away?
You'd better go!
Lu E...
what're you saying?
I thank you for your care.
But if my Gu Gu doesn't recognize me,
it's meaningless for me to be alive.
Young man,
don't think it's my Master's big day,
so that I won't kill people then!
Long Whiskers!
It's not so easy for you to kill me!
Go ahead!
Old Naughty Boy hasn't cut all your whiskers
I cut it for you.
Try my whiskers!
Lady Liu, I assist you there for a rest!
Leave all the troubles to Yi Weng.
Wait!
Shorty Long Whiskers!
If all whiskers are cut, how long...
will it take to have them grown again?
What does it do with you?
Because I can clear all your long hair...
with my three moves.
You're really outrageous, young man!
You've fought with me more than ten rounds,
and we've made all drawn games.
Now you wanna win me with three moves,
Ha Ha... merely a dream! See my strength!
My whiskers! My whiskers!
Long Whiskers!
Both of us do not look good originally.
Now you have your whiskers gone,
you look even more strange, isn't it?
Give you back...
the whiskers!
Yang Gor, don't think of going out...
if we don't fight to death today.
I simply don't want to go.
Take weapon.
You insulted me. I die if I won't kill you.
Now you've lost your weapons.
I won't kill people who have no weapons.
Fetch me weapons, let's fight to deaths.
You can't kill me even I have no weapons,
because you're simply no match for me.
But if I don't hold one piece of weapon,
you'll think I fear you too much to defend!
Fine, so I choose one weapon.
Now that your surname's Liu, means willows,
then I use a willow branch to make a weapon.
Short Whiskers! Start now!
Good!
Really Great!